Elementary, My Dear Watson

"You know, Amway people are all about Amway, and when they didn't -- when they didn't try any conversation further about it, that's when I pretty much thought, well, they're not with Amway."

-- Mike Wager, Ohio Cab Driver, who drove two people claiming to be on their way to an Amway convention who later turned out to be George and Jennifer Hyatte, fugitives after a gun battle in front of a Tennessee court house on Tuesday.