Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Today's Culture Corner

The Hokey Pokey
By William Shakespeare

O proud left foot, that ventures quick within
Then soon upon a backward journey lithe.
Anon, once more the gesture, then begin:
Command sinistral pedestal to writhe.

Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke,
Mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl.
To spin! A wilde release from Heaven's yoke.
Blessed dervish! Surely canst go, girl.

The Hoke, the Poke -- banish now thy doubt
Verily, I say, 'tis what it's all about.

(Thanks, Pat, if you're watching -- and thanks, Clau for the kind comments. The Mole)

Monday, November 28, 2005

Tryptophan Hangover (I Don't Want To Get Over)

Hullo, Molies, so nice to be back from the Turkstravaganza, several pounds grossly fatter from stuffing my stupid face, and chuck (chock?) fulla stuff to discuss. Yes, I did venture forth (or fifth even) from the MoleHole and fly West to the mythical land of Indiana, home of David Letterman, Dan Quayle, and the immortal Joyce DeWitt (as well as, for the time being, my parents.) Many a strange thing did I see there, and many a tale of adventure and intrigue do I have to tell, but instead, here's this crap:

ITEM! The coolest thing happening in Indiana right now is the Lord of the Rings exhibit at the Indiana State Museum (which is an entire museum about Indiana -- in Indiana! Go figure.) This very well done show was created by the Museum of New Zealand (which is an entire museum about -- oh, never mind) with actual stuff from the actual Peter Jackson movies. So you get to see the actual clothes Viggo Mortenson wore as Aragorn (and he actually mended and kept them up himself), the nine rings of the Nazgul, the full body armor of Sauron, lotsa cool blades and stuff, and the actual One Ring To Rule Them All (safely encased in a lucite tube to keep you from giving in to the Dark Side of the Matrix or whatever). If you're in the neighborhood, do check it out, its there at least through the Christmas holidays -- no word on whether it's going anywhere after that.

ITEM! If you weren't aware, I'm the son of rage and love, the Jesus of Suburbia. Okay, just kidding, but I might be the Moses of Exurbia. As such, I am here to bestow upon you the latest Green Day stuff. A couplea things, first of all, Bullet in a Bible is out, and the Moleson, for whom GD is something of a religion, says it is very good -- perhaps even Awesome. Soundwise, the live disc sounds great and if you're a fan and dont already have it, where the heck are you? For the more adventurous, however, you should head for www.americanedit.net, where amidst some mildly amusing stuff about a fictitious Vegas lounge singer named Dean Grey (think about it, say it out loud, spoonerize it) is a rather clever and in some places brilliant mashup/remix of the entire American Idiot album. This is by the same guy, DJ Party Ben, who put together the ingenious Boulevard of Broken Songs, which is one of the tracks for American Edit. The opening track, American Jesus, mashes up the first two songs on Idiot and manages to work in Smokey Robinson's Tears of a Clown and Johnny Cash's Ring of Fire. A later track manages to turn Wake Me Up When September Ends and the Eagles' Your Lyin' Eyes into something really spiffy. Lots there, downloading will take time, but fun if you like that sorta thing.

ITEM! Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire -- all I can say is, any movie where the teenager in the car has to explain away the parts you didnt like by saying, "Well, see, in the book, it happened like this...." was not written well. Suffice it to say Goblet runs in the tradition of Azkaban, darker and less wooden emotionally than the first two, but is not as good, and is in fact rather flat in the midparts (and we all know how painful that can be, dont we, boys?) Lots of the more interesting characters are relegated to supporting bits (I think Alan Rickman has like four lines in the whole thing) and the teenage love story part of it gets very dull very fast. Bring back Cuaron for the next one, or better yet, hire Terry Gilliam. I give it three out of five, or whatever.

Thats all for now, True Believers -- some comic book rants soon but I have to read through the pile. Peace.

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Post No Bills

Just a quick note to those of you who might be here (and I specifically do not mean the guy who keeps asking me in the comments section if he's "good to be a webmaster" nd asks me to check out his website), that as the Mole ascends to the surface to join 37 Million of my American brethren and sistren (and Greta Van Sustren - sorry) in travelling this Holiday weekend, please accept my heartfelt wish for a most happy Thanksgiving and hopes that your family situation is at least tolerable for a few hours of Turkey and Football (or whatever) on Thursday and that your travel is safe and that nobody beats you up at the after-Thanksgiving sales. I will be in the air much of today and then trying to find a temporary molehole in the midwest. Until I return, take care, and peace.

Sunday, November 20, 2005

Tremble, Mortals!

Thanks to our friends at www.thecomicbookshop.com, and the sale bins at their bi-annual sale this weekend, we are ready for another exciting edition of

June, 1973


August, 1971

(Click on images to see 'em actual size or so). One of the cool things that Marvel used to do back in the early '70's was reprint old monster comics (and westerns and superhero and sci-fi) up the gazoo. 'Course, back then they were twenty cents and you could buy ten titles for what it now costs to buy one. A lot of these reprint books, like Monsters on the Prowl, made it possible for comics lovers to get ahold of classic stories that, in the original form, might cost hundreds or thousands of dollars.

Nobody and I mean nobody does Monsters or Aliens or Machinery (or, heck, anything) like ol'King Kirby. This went all the way up to his last work for Marvel, when he did the absolutely stunning Devil Dinosaur, recently revived in an excellent one-shot from Marvel. The nice thing is, Marvel's getting back in the business of doing reprint books, especially when they tie in with something new coming up, and though you may have to pay more they put 'em on glossy paper and let you see them probably better than you would in the original newsprint editions.

I'm hoping those special edition monster books and the new Nick Fury's Howling Commandos (new artist pleeeez) will rekindle interest in these books and let a new generation of writers and artists tell the stories.

Keep 'em flying. Peace.

Thursday, November 17, 2005

Exterminate The Brutes

The utter transparency of the Bush administration's falsehood and evil is so plain that stupid people everywhere are madly, blindly scurrying under the closest mold covered rocks to avoid the harsh media lights which would force them against their will to proclaim that George Bush and his henchmen are thugs, not smart enough to run organized crime, if they were turned into bugs they would be cockroaches, like the cockroaches the mole currently greets almost daily in his sink and medicine chest, living in faeces and garbage and pools of festering vomit and urine.

We, and we know who we are, have always known, and have prayed to whatever dark political gods there are that these days would come, the days when Bush would be exposed for the monstrous fraud he is, a pestilence of almost Old Testament proportions visited upon us for the sins of our own stupidity: that we would for even a moment shatter the progress of generations of enlightened men and women and say, war is an effective diplomacy tool, that evolution is a falsity and Adam named the dinosaurs, and the American people are stupid enough to think that an Arabian Horse molester could run FEMA.

Do you even remember that the reason we elected George Walker Bush is because we didnt like the fact that Monica Lewinsky gave Bill Clinton blowjobs in the Oval Office? That is the only reason. Gore had and has ideas -- Bush shuns them as one would shun the Bird Flu. Does it register that George Bush had been on vacation for A MONTH before 9/11, obviously at a loss for anything else to do and such a fucking tool of his own pasty, pudgy-fingered, Wormtongue handlers that he didnt (and doesnt) even need to spend much time in Washington?

This is not a time to rejoice, by any means: first of all the Beast George Rabban is still in power, a tool of Baron Karl von Harkonnen, and the spice flows under his control. If the democrats can take back EVEN ONE house of Congress next Fall there could be hope; but even then there is much to fear. But at least the emperor's clothes are being exposed - we are at the point in the story where everyone but the emperor sees he's naked: soon the crowds will begin to titter, then guffaw, and then he will be seen for what he is -- a Fool. An Imbecile. A Puppet of hungry men who seek all for themselves. And then we can tie ropes to the statues and pull them down.

Peace to all.

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Where Is The Mole? Is He Here?

Saturday, November 12, 2005

Mole History: November 12, 1978

Sorry I havent written the last few months but I lost the book. Well, let's see, oh, yeah. Brian, Allan, Scott, Steve Scroggins, some other people I havent decided on are gonna make a movie. I write, direct, co-produce, cast, film, and exec. produce "The Micronauts". Brian will play Arcturus Rann, Allan will (probably) play Bug. Scott will play Biotron, and Steve will play Microtron. I will play a guy named Argon who gets killed in the first scene. There are 19 parts to be filled. I'll keep you informed. Hey, in my last entry I talked about Battlestar: Galactica! It is a DOOOZZYY! I LUUUVV IT! Well, Wednesday, a new movie I wanna see premiers. It's Ralph Bakshi's animated version of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings! I started a new scrapbook for it!! (I finished my Star Wars.) Well, see ya.

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Post #100: If I'm In, I'll Tell You What's Behind The Wall

In 1983, I was just beginning to comprehend the political realities of the world in the ugly, mean, violent Reagan years, only just beginning to get a sense of the fact that the Big Brothers and Sisters of the world were not necessarily to be trusted, believed or venerated. As with most teenage boys, I was struggling to figure out what the hell life was, and few if any of the answers I was being given via church, school, whatever resonated with me at all.

Into that void landed The Final Cut, Roger Waters' last Pink Floyd album. A quiet, introspective album, the Final Cut spoke to me on levels that no music, certainly no previous Pink Floyd music, ever had. It whispered in my ear and affirmed the fact that all those ugly, depressing things that seemed to be happening in the world were, in fact, happening; it was not depressing to listen to, it was affirming -- here was a rational voice, an adult voice, really, saying, yup, it really is as bad as all that. And it could get worse.

The Final Cut is essentially a coda to The Wall, without the bombast and excess of Waters' masterpiece. It is a requiem for the post war dream -- that thought that after WWII everything would be better and rosier and happier (see Donald Fagen's Nightfly) but that actually turned meaner and darker. Waters watched England under Maggie Thatcher degenerate into violence and misrule, and realized that all the things that were supposed to happen, didnt.

In this day of CD's, this is a hard thing to understand: FC is a two-part album, and each side of the vinyl tells a different side of the story. Side One is the personal side, the story (I have always felt) of the sadistic schoolmaster in the Wall. This may be in part because the protagonist of the videos made for FC was the same actor as played the schoolmaster in the movie. In any event, I imagined this man, sitting home, retired, watching the chaos of England degenerating around him and wondering what the hell he and his generation fought for: his marriage empty ("Your Possible Pasts"), his students insolent and whiny ("The Hero's Return"), his memories of dead comrades fresh in his mind (the absolutely brilliant and heart wrenching "The Gunners Dream"), and the only place he can get relief is down at the pub, where he can't truly be himself, and realizes that his life is half over and nothing is what he expected ("Paranoid Eyes"). It all sounds harsh, but the harshness is belied by Waters' empathy for his characters. While he doesnt see much hope for him, he does genuinely feel for him. There is no arch sneering here.

Side Two takes the story to 30,000 feet, as it were, and shows the broader world that Waters sees on the news -- this in the days when there was no CNN Europe. He literally kicks it off with a bang -- the missile explosion at the beginning of "Get Your Filthy Hands Off My Desert" -- and leads into a scathing and slightly homicidal plan for the "overgrown infants" currently running the world (or at least they were in 1983):

...welcome Reagan and Haig
Mr. Begin and friend, Mrs. Thatcher and Paisley,
Mr. Brezhnev and party
the ghost of McCarthy
and the memories of Nixon...
("The Fletcher Memorial Home")

Next, a meditation on the fact that the war to end all wars - the second one - hasn't ended war at all, and soldiers continue to leave "Southampton Dock" again and again to die in bloody battlefields.

Following this is the title track, and the heart of the album, which distinctly ties this record into the Wall -- in fact "The Final Cut" is almost a summary of the Wall, a very succinct tale of a rock star isolated and suicidal, cut off from family and from himself, hateful of life but without courage to make the 'final cut' that would end that existence. In other words, the world is ugly, dark, and mean, but it is what we have, it is our life, and as with Hamlet, the fear of what might lie beyond keeps us from making our quietus, as twere. This is singly one of the most powerful songs I have ever heard, lyrically and musically, and if only one track were to survive for posterity this would be it.

After this long, subdued album, Waters seems to remember Pink Floyd is a band (one wonders why Gilmour and Mason even signed on, they are so artistically absent -- praps the payday was significant) and blasts into the vitriolic, slightly profane, hilarious rocker "Not Now John", a wicked satire of the corporate world in general, the arrogance and boorishness in general of the English-speaking world, and by extension the arrogance of Margaret Thatcher's government, which dispatched an army to go to war with Argentina over some tiny, almost lifeless islands, just to show that England still had some balls left.

We showed Argentina
And now we'll show these
Make us feel tough
And wouldnt Maggie be pleased?

Finally, with no stone unturned, Waters starts a nuclear war to show where he feels all this will end up, and does so in "Two Suns In The Sunset". If we dont get off this track, he says, if we dont change our way of looking at the world and dealing with each other, in the end all the bottled up rage will explode in nuclear fire. It is sobering, frightening, and poetic.

So why did I like this album so much as a teen? Well, first of all, I agreed with it, with its emotion, with its suppositions about the way the world was made. The critique of Thatcher's Britain was not far removed from the truth of Reagan's America. To be honest, it probably appealed to my adolescent sense of angst; now, 23 years later, I relate more to the relational aspects, the isolation and difficulty of life and the pain that people can cause you. It is one of those few albums that continue to resonate in new ways every time I hear it, on so many levels, like Dylan's "Blood on the Tracks." If you have not heard it, I strongly recommend you check it out, dig out your headphones, and listen in the dark. It will impact you deeply, even though some of the references are dated.

It sounds a lot like today. Peace.